Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
so let's talk penis.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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