We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
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your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
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Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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