Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
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No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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