Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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