id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
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I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
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I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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