i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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