We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Randomize
