I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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