Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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