So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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