it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
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The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
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I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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