My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Be still, my beating vagina.
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You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
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For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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