My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
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still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
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He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
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