But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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