I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
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