We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
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So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
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Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
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