Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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