I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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