I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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