have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
A+ Viking dick
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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