The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
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is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
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We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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