ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
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On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
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Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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