OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I am one with the molecules
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
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