:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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