we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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