we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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