halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
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his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
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I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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