Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
operation have a gay friend backfired
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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