covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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