what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
porn star boner night. come get it.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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