i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
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