I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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