problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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