I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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