doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
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In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I think your dad took our porno
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Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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