no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Randomize