it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
her vagine was all disorganized.
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
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