No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
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i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
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Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
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