Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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