And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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