Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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