Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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