i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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