do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize
