no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
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I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
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You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
Randomize