i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
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I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
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dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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