Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Randomize
