It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
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On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
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THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
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