your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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