why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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