i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
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