before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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