have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
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he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
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I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
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