I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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