he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
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Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
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I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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