shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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