Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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