How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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