i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
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Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
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I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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