Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
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i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
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So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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