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(619): View more from California

do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?

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Don't drive home.

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(619): do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ? (805): Don't drive home. http://tfl.nu/8ed1

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I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.

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(619): I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there. http://tfl.nu/ar9u

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(541): View more from Oregon

its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.

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(541): its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again. http://tfl.nu/0bz7

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went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.

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(619): went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation. http://tfl.nu/zdno

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.

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(306): They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties. http://tfl.nu/2id3

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(513): View more from Ohio

Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.

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(513): Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause. http://tfl.nu/kkfj

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(218): View more from Minnesota

I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time

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(218): I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time http://tfl.nu/ndy7

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(360): View more from Washington

You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.

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(360): You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part. http://tfl.nu/6s9f

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(970): View more from Colorado

we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!

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(970): we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate! http://tfl.nu/w8sf

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(239): View more from Florida

Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."

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(239): Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..." http://tfl.nu/k8r7

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.

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(262): I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry. http://tfl.nu/6bad

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(517): View more from Michigan

It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair

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(517): It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair http://tfl.nu/cxxw

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(727): View more from Florida

You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs

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(727): You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs http://tfl.nu/7zsc

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I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx

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(+07): I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx http://tfl.nu/i2go

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(720): View more from Colorado

WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!

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(720): WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!! http://tfl.nu/4pv4

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